Account Officer Job Vacancy Needed in Onitsha for Immediate Employment

An account officer with requisite basic experience in accounting is needed for immediate employment in Onitsha, Anambra State.

Salary is #50,000 for startment.

Qualification could either be B.Sci., H.N.D, OND, N.C.E in accounting or any related accounting course.

Only two qualified candidate shall be selected on 20/10/2018 after the interview.

Send your cv to sirchidiplus@gmail.com

Note: The qualified shall be contacted for the venue of the interview.

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P.D.P VS A.P.C

That image was cloned by the A.P.C Candidates, as Chychi News world awaits the update from the P.D.P.

How Apostle Sunday Chukwu-Eguzolugo Emerged as Justice Must Prevail Party (JMPP) Presidential Flag Bearer-IKUKU NA SO

Before Apostle Sunday Chukwu-Eguzolugo was elected as the JMPP flag bearer, he had already gotten divine endorsement from baba God and Jesus Christ vis a viz according to him. 

With the primary elections for political parties finally over in compliance with the October 7 deadline set by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Nigerians are now familiarizing themselves with the nation's large pool of presidential candidates.

Though the 2019 Presidential Election is expected to be keenly-contested between President Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives' Congress (APC) and former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, of the the People's Democratic Party (PDP), Nigerians have been glamouring for other choices that could upset the candidates of Nigeria's two leading parties.

With a third force pool that includes candidates like Donald Duke of the Social Democratic Party (SDP), Kingsley Moghalu of the Young Progressive Party (YPP), Oby Ezekwesili of the Allied Congress Party of Nigeria (ACPN), Omoyele Sowore of the Africa Action Congress (AAC), and Fela Durotoye of the Alliance for New Nigeria (ANN), it could be argued that Nigerians are spoilt for choice.

However, none of these candidates, or the two leading candidates, can boast of being anointed by the divine power of Jesus Christ.

The one person that can boast of such divine mandate is Apostle Sunday Chukwu-Eguzolugo of Justice Must Prevail Party (JMPP).

How Jesus anointed Apostle Sunday Chukwu-Eguzolugo as Presidential candidate was announced as the party's flagbearer after he won at its primary election on Friday, October 5, 2018.

While other parties elected their candidates through delegates and party members, Chukwu-Eguzolugo's victory was engineered by the endorsement of the party's so-called Wise Men, a 16-member committee.

"The wise men are people that have integrity to be able to vote," explained the committee's national coordinator, Chief Charles Otis.

Even though Chukwu-Eguzolugo needed a mundane election supervised by INEC's watchful eyes to be declared the party's candidate, he was already annointed by a higher power before last week

According to a statement signed by the party's national chairman, Olusegun Ijagbemi, Chukwu-Eguzolugo's spiritual inauguration took place on September 17 in a dream.

The way he describes it, the candidate had had a dream around 2:00am where he knelt down in the midst of Bishop David Oyedepo and Pastor Enoch Adeboye and Jesus Christ.

In Ijagbemi's own words, he said, "While he was in the midst of the three of them, Papa Adeboye laid hands on him together with Bishop Oyedepo and Christ said that heaven is celebrating the birth of the new party that will establish God's system of government in Nigeria in a very short time.

"And Christ said to him 'Fear not, you're sent with this divine mandate to the nation NIGERIA'.

"I have appointed a party for my nation NIGERIA, a party of my own, and I will shake other political parties and shake out the just out of them and plant them into my own party, and they shall dwell and move no more, neither shall the wicked rulers afflict Nigeria as before time. This is how the symbol of the rainbow in the logo came about.

"The LORD said to him again, that in this dispensation of His era in Nigeria, JMPP shall be established on top of the mountain and it shall be exalted above all the parties, and it shall give light to our nation, Africa and the rest of the world, and all nations shall model their lifestyle after the New NIGERIA."

JMPP is God-sent to Nigeria

While Chukwu-Eguzolugo's divine annointment might come as a shock to many, it's merely a continuation of the party's unique standing in Nigeria's political space.

Chukwu-Eguzolugo, it turns out is the party's founder, and that only came about in another dream that he had while sleeping in the house of his Muslim friend in Kebbi State in 2010. This is why he's fondly called "Vision Bearer".

In Ijagbemi's words, "He was born on 20th August, 1979, and he was the Chief Executive of his clearing and forwarding agency, Phildelson W. A Ltd at International Trade Fair Complex, Lagos, until 1995 when he started experiencing supernatural encounters indicating a divine assignment for the rescue of the nation from corruption and self destruction and her restoration into a glorious future beyond human imagination.

"In 2010, he accompanied his friend, Hon. Bello Kaoje to Kebbi for a political rally and while asleep in his friend's bedroom, he saw heaven open and a gift in a very big white envelope came down unto his hands with the name written on it in gold, later interpreted to him as JUSTICE MUST PREVAIL PARTY (JMPP)."

According to the party's official 'About' page, JMPP is a divinely established revolutionary party consisting of Christians and Muslims that fear the Almighty, with answers delivered by the Almighty to all national problems and questions.

The Almighty's vision, as shown to Chukwu-Eguzolugo, directed that JMPP must raise a godly government which must ensure justice, fear of God, truth, righteousness, peaceful co-existence, and unity that would restore Nigeria back to the original purpose of God, to be the leader-country in Africa.

When executive members were inaugurated in June 2018, they swore to righteous deadly oaths. The oath employed three ordinances of the Earth, the Sun and the Blood, stipulating that any member who takes it and goes against its tenets will die.

Executive members stood barefooted on sand, held on to the Holy Book, looked at the sun and then took the oath that was sealed by a cleric.

JMPP will change Nigeria's name, currency

Part of JMPP's plans for Nigeria includes changing the name of the country to Pisonia and the currency from Naira to Pison.

According to Ijagbemi, the leadership of JMPP has got a wind of how the country is being impoverished with its currency and will correct this when in government.

He also noted that the country will be fenced and its citizenship laws will be reviewed so as to promote citizens' welfare and security of lives and property.

"This party is going to fence Nigeria and create only regulated route for people to come in and go out of the country," he said.

It'll be interesting to see how JMPP and Chukwu-Eguzolugo's divine mandate will play out against all the other worldly candidates in the 2019 presidential election.

Atiku Abubakar Foundation Offers Scholarship/Jobs To 27,500 Nigerians From 36 States - How To Apply

Alhaji Atiku Abubakar is offering one undergraduate/postgraduate scholarship to Nigerian students.

The scholarship is tenable in Nigeria and overseas, and will reasonably cover tuition and board.

Course (s) Offered: All fields

Course Level: Undergraduate, Postgraduate.

Sponsor: Alhaji Atiku Abubakar. 

Eligibility

• Entrants must be Nigerian citizens who have been admitted into or currently undergoing a course of study at  a government approved institution of learning within or outside Nigeria.
• Students applying for this scholarship must be a Nigerian

Selection Criteria:

• Only 20,000 scholarship will be awarded. There will however be consolation prizes for up to 30,000 other entrants.
• Only 50,000 Jobs will be offers

How To Apply:

• All application is only online.
• All application must be submitted before 12 feb 2019.
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THE COUNSELOR AND HER CLIENT ON FACEBOOK LOVERS AND MARRIAGES

The case below summarizes some of the verbal techniques so far discussed between a Client and a Counselor. The Counselor in her office as the client walks in crying.

Counselor:      My dear, what made you to come to my office crying? What actually

                         happened?

Client:              hmmmmm sopping in tears…..hmmmmm

Counselor:       Please my dear, be calm and open up to me, I am here to help you

Client:             I am so unhappy about my facebook boyfriend. Who I loved very

                        much (Client was crying)

Counselor:      oh dear, you really look so worried what about your facebook boy friend?    

                       I mean what happened to him dear, be open to me and am here to help you.

Client:             He promised to marry me, he called me often but all of a sudden, he

                         changed and started calling me all such names I never expected and the  

                         worst is that he does not pick my calls any more.

Counselor:      You mean your facebook boy friend say he would want to marry you? And he called you bad names and does not pick your calls?

Client:             Yes ma…..although am worried, I don’t know if I can live without him, and the worst is that he just updated that he is married to a girl called chiamaka. Infact ma, I want to die.

Counselor:      No dear, don’t say that, you will not die. But when last do you see him

                         Please?

Client:             Ma, I have not seen him before but we do chat and do video calls on Whatsapp.

Counselor:      So sorry dear, but you should’nt have fall in love with someone you have not  seen for the first time. Some men claim that they are not married while they are already married for years with children let alone to have initiated talking to you. So dear, get your heart off him and move ahead with your life.

Client:             Yes ma, (crying) but ma I don’t think if I will ever love any man again

Counselor:     Oh no dear, all men are not the same but you have to be careful and stop

                        liking or loving some one you have not seen in person.

Client:             Yes ma, but I have signed that I will not love anyone again.

Counselor:      You don’t seem to understand what am saying, I told you to move ahead with  your life and stop thinking that all men are the same. Its time to work on your mindset and make it aright for the right person and don’t love those you have not set your eye on them before.

Client:              …….silence, so, stopping to love is not the best option.

Counselor:     Yes dear…….

Client:             Ok Ma, I will do that.

Counselor:     We have been talking about your facebook boyfriend who promised to marry you and he ended up marring a girl called chiamaka. We ended by agreeing that you should restructure your mind and move ahead with your  life. We also agreed that all men are not the same and when one door close another one will open. So move ahead .

Counselor:      When we meet next week, you shall tell me the latest development and decide the next step to take.

Client:          Okay…Okay ma.

Counselor:    So I hope to see you next week Friday and same time. bye

Assignment : Explain a. Multimedia projector b. Draw a computer with keyboard.

Answers

A.  To Explain What Multimedia Projector is?

Multimedia projectors are used frequently in classrooms, offices and gatherings at which multimedia presentations are made. In a film class, for example, the teacher can integrate select video sequences into a slide show of note pages. In a marketing meeting, a presenter could alternate seamlessly between spreadsheets, animated ad content and live feeds from social media sites.

A multimedia projector is a compact, high resolution, full-color projector capable of projecting text, images, video and audio content. Typically the projector will feature inputs for a computer, DVD player, VCR, CD player and storage device.

Because people learn information in different ways, modern presentations in classrooms and businesses often use a variety of methods, including moving pictures and sound. Multimedia projectors are utilized in such presentations as well as for home theater use.

Uses

Using a multimedia projector, you can show a DVD, video, slide show or television program on a large screen with color and sound. Multimedia projectors allow for presentations that can be used for work functions, classroom instruction or enjoyment of films and television at home.

Function

Multimedia projectors can be connected to computers, VCRs, DVD players and cable boxes. The images transmitted from the device are then transmitted into a special digitized light that is reflected on thousands of mirrors within the projector, which shines the image onto a screen.

Synonyms

Multimedia projectors are also referred to as data projectors, digital projectors and data/video projectors. These names can apply to both portable and ceiling-mounted units provided that they can project computer output.

Types

Ultralight multimedia projectors weigh less than 3 lb. and are ideal for people who frequently use projectors for presentations on the road. Conference room projectors are heavier and brighter, making them better suited to large rooms. Fixed multimedia projectors used in auditoriums or in high-quality home theater setups weight over 100 lb. and have the clearest and brightest pictures.

Features

Some multimedia projectors are equipped with remote controls, making them easy to use from any point in a room. Multimedia projectors may also be designed to handle types of formats used to prevent media piracy throughout the world, which allows them to play any type of movie, including those encoded with NTSC, SECAM and PAL formats. They also might include memory capabilities that allow them to project computer-based presentations without being connected to a computer.

b.

Happy Superlative Birthday to my Mum-Onyeka Mitch Ebeogu

SUPERLATIVE MOTHER

I Celebrate My Mother, the delight of the Lord, a woman of uncommon Grace, home maker, Virtuous woman with an amazing strength, very courageous, an outstanding leader and caring Mum. Thank you for raising us in the way of the Lord. I Love you dearly.

And May God's Spirit multiply your days upon the earth in joy, happiness, peace and prosperity. You are an eternal excellency, joy of all nations... you are blessed today and always in Jesus Name Amen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER!

Atiku verse Peter Obi will Change Nigeria- Emeka Ofor

One of the frontiers of the advanced progressive forum in Nigeria have urged Nigerian to support the candidates of the Peoples Democratic Party (P.D.P) in the persons of Alhaji Atiku Abubakar and his running mate Mr. Peter Obi in the forthcoming 2019 general election which is scheduled to hold in Februry.

He said that both men have been tested and trusted to know what it takes to be in the country called Nigeria.

He said their victory at the just concluded P.D.P primary gave rise to the name ATIKULATE.

That terminology stands for total revival and integration of Nigeria sector as an entity. He wants Nigerians to vote wisely.

NIGERIAN AIR FORCE DSSC ENLISTMENT 2018 RECRUITMENT

The NAF is enlisting graduates and post-graduates for training as Direct Short Service Cadets.
All applicants must be Nigerians, not less than 1.66m tall for male and not less than 1.63m tall for female. Applicants should be between 22 and 30 years by 30 September 2019 (22-35 for Consultants).
Interested applicants must possess Bachelor's Degree with second class Upper division or HND with Upper credit in the following fields:
a. Engineering: Software, Network, Computer, Electrical/Electronic, Mechanical, Chemical, Satellite Communication, Satellite Control, Satellite Ground Station, Telecommunication, Aerospace & Aeronautical Engineering.
b. ADMINISTRATION: Mass Communication, Public Relations, Journalism, Television and Film Production, Sports, Music/Instrument Technology, Accounting, Sociology, Criminology, Psychology, Economics, Marketing, Purchasing and Supply, Business Management.
c. IT/SCIENCES: Database/Network Administration, Web Developing, Network & Cyber Security, IT Robotics, GIS/Remote Sensing, Satellite Image Analyst, Data Telecommunication, Intelligence and Security Studies, Geography, Cartography, Astronomy, Cosmology, MET, ATCO and Fire, Statistics/Record Analyst, Biochemistry.
d. SPORTS: Physical & Health, Health Education & Human Kinetics.
e. Education: Biology, Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry, Arts, History and Languages namely French, German, Russian, Mandarin and Arabic languages.
f. PROFESSIONS ALLIED TO MEDICINE: Nutrition, Nursing, Pharmacy, Biomedical Engineering, Vet Medicine, Dental Techs/Therapists, Dietetics, Medical Laboratory science, Medical Records, Optometry, Preventive Health, Clinical Psychology, Radiography.
g. MEDICAL CONSULTANTS: General Surgeons, Cardiothorasic Surgeons, Artorpedic Surgeon, Physicians, Paediatricians, Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, Anaesthetists.
h. CHAPLAINCY /ISLAMIC AFFAIRS: Theology, Arabic & Islamic Studies.
i. LEGAL STUDIES: Criminal, Constitutional, Procurement, Land and Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) Law.
Interested applicants are to apply free of charge online at www.airforce.mil.ng.
Applicants are to print out the under listed documents after completion of application online:
a. Local Government Indigeneship Form.
b. Attestation Form.
c. Acknowledgment Form.
d. Serving Military personnel are to note that documents listed in a – c above are not applicable to them, however the special attestation form is to be filled by their current Unit Commander.
Online Registration Starts on 19 October 2018 and closes on 16 November 2018.
NAF online Registration and all other enlistment processes are free of charge and no payment should be made at any point throughout the Exercise.
The Attestation Form must be accompanied by the passport photograph of the signee. The signee is also to endorse his name and signature on the back of his passport photograph and that of the applicant.

The Differences between Chiefs and Nze in Igboland case study of Ideani by Admin Chidosky Ladosky

All Chiefs are Nze but all Nzes are not Chiefs. We need to address people properly according to their titles.

Those who bear the title Chief are special sons of the community with respect to Ideani sons who are firstly Nze but have distinguished themselves by serving the community selflessly with all their available resources.

There servitude is so magnanimous that they were rewarded and honoured with the title.

We should desist from calling people whose services have not been visible to the community chiefs.

Ideani cultures and traditions should be upheld at all times.